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Passed through the memory filter

2010 is beginning in about 6 hours from now and i'm getting emotional saying goodbye forever to 2009. So here i'll attempt to recall the days that have now settled inside my memory cells after passing through a memorable events filter. I lost 27000 Rs. in one day, gained 17000 Rs. in one day, said "yes" to marry a girl and then denied when she also agreed, got back to 10 cigarettes per day before completing my treatment for chest infection, bought a gas cylinder in my own name and started to plan cooking (plans are to be executed in 2010) at my residence, was told to get out of office for denying orders - all these are memorable, some painfully though, in the sense that i can recall them now. And then there are some minor incidences that qualified to pass the memory filter. The usual scolding from dad with an explicit question that whether i'm a man or not, working in the office till 11 pm where most of the staff don't have work during stipulated duty hours, a...

Complementing the missed heart beats !

Oh shit ! My heart skipped a bit as the engine stopped suddenly. I was stuck amidst a jungle of cars, bikes and buses for about half an hour. Just one or two hundred meters to go and i'll be out of this mess, i was thinking moments before my scooter's engine went silent. Luckily it was ok, it roared again and the excitement complemented the missed heart bit. Maybe the chilly winds hitting my body iced my mind and i kept driving thoughtlessly to find myself in a heavy traffic jam ! A new experience to write on my blog - i was thinking while heading home after getting out of the jammed road !

Affair kaise kare ? - advice from a Software Engineer

September 2009 me: hey gd mrng Rati: hi gm kaise ho? me: ok ok. gf nai mili ab tak :( 3 saal se khule saand ki tarah ghum raha hu lol Rati: love aaj kal lol me: bt thts true for me. i hv been living alone away frm parents for past 3 yrs bt still m single :( Rati: hmm.. mujhe pata hai :( me: to kya karu ? Rati: faadi me: faadi kif fe par :D Rati: kifi bhi ladki fe me: wo to hai, end me kifi bhi fe kar lunga bt try to kare achhi ke liye :P Rati: to karo naaaaaa me: where to start ? i hv no group no acquaintances :D Rati: to banao na ab me: no experience :( raaste pe chalti ladki se kaise baat kare ? office me to sirf budhau hai. aur kahin aana jaana nahi Rati: wo tumhari old gf thi uska kya hua? me: koi nahi thi Rati: aur bola ki baad me detail story bataunga me: okk. wo love story nahi thi, wo office story thi Rati: acha to ? kaha hai wo ab ? she got married kya/ me: :D Rati: tum nahi karte usse chat ? me: ek baar try ki thi Rati: so.. me: maine scrap likha t...

Perspiring in a cool winter evening

Everything went so smooth until the afternoon. Tea was ready before i had brushed my teeth, my lunch was prepared and served by mom instead of male hotel workers and i had plenty of tv channels to surf in search of charming smiles, bewitching eyes, sensational curves etc. Sounds boring, isn't it ? Exactly the same were my feelings as i had no idea of the thrills and action coming up my way. We had almost reached the bus station and my brother lost control of the bike due to a surprise move of the rickshaw ahead of us. What an anticlimax - crashing down just seconds before landing ! Luckily we were not riding an aeroplane and i got only 3 red bruises which looked like bindis that indian women rarely wear now-a-days. Anyway my immediate target was to get rid of my brother fast as i wanted to have a cigarette after about 18 hours. So i let him go back home without worrying about my injury. Few minutes later, i was on the expressway to ahmedabad with too many conflicting thoughts racin...

i'll always be a soldier of fortune...

27th March, 2008 me: i love u sofi Sofia: gm me: i said i love u Sofia: okies, whats wrong with saying good morning me: good morning :) i was in love with you frm day 1 n kept thinking bout hw to reach italy all the time Sofia: ru kidding? me: jst try to understand my feelings Sofia: me too always doing that me: u wanna cm india for me ? please come soon, i m dying here each day Sofia: now i feel im growing older me: wthout you Sofia: and the songs that i have sung echo in the distance like the sounds of a windmill going round guess i'll always be a soldier of fortune me: for last few months i cant sleep when we dont chat n dont worry i ll b loving u even when u celebrate ur 100the birthday Sofia: that was a song that was going on the radio which i love ru joking with me today me: so today is world theatre day :) Sofia: its not 1st april yet yaar me: tried to do little drama bt dont think worked much :( Sofia: adjust ur calendar no, drama is ok, always works with women esp indian m...

Story of a wednesday..

"I love you and it hurts when you are in pain !", i told myself as soon as i got up today and realized that my tonsils have striked again. Its usual actually - to pass the whole day doing crap work or sleeping at home with the knowledge that something just like those tonsils has to be cured first. So went one more wednesday in search of clues to solve the mystery of my actual position in society and get my life on some proper track. And at the end of the day i am stuck with the same verbal puzzles like - office me hu, maja ma saheb?, chai pilao yaar, ghar pe hi ho na?, bolo saheb, zzzzzzz (yawns) etc. I wish there was some printed book to refer to when you can't understand such coded messages.

She lovs d way i talk n talk n talk n talk !!

9th september, 2008 me: hello birth day girl :) hw r u today ? Mallika: heylo :D m happY.. u saY me: i see, having a glass of vodka or :P you looking hot in this one (referred to her new profile image) Mallika: lolz..nah..no vodka..will hv sweets..its dassera too :) happy dassera!! me: to you too Mallika: hot..lolz..thanq :D me: i didnt expect you still i thought to try it, stock market is closed today :) Mallika: hmm.. me: so hw do u celebrate dasheraa ? you knw Mallika: at home..its fun!! me: whts interesting in you, second to your cool nature btw ? Mallika: hmm..hars to ans..dunno wat interets u :P hard* me: i tell u, this t shirt of yours showing u knw what :P dont mind :) Mallika: hmm...ok hai.. me: i bet the rest of the figure too is great, isnt it :P Mallika: :) nw stop it!! me: just one more thing Mallika: aur thik se wish kario phir se :) its ma buhdaYY :D me: you look very tasty,eatable :P didnt like the scrap ????? i customised from face book application for you only Mallika...