diary of a traveler

"I love you and it hurts when you are in pain !", i told myself as soon as i got up today and realized that my tonsils have striked again. Its usual actually - to pass the whole day doing crap work or sleeping at home with the knowledge that something just like those tonsils has to be cured first. So went one more wednesday in search of clues to solve the mystery of my actual position in society and get my life on some proper track. And at the end of the day i am stuck with the same verbal puzzles like - office me hu, maja ma saheb?, chai pilao yaar, ghar pe hi ho na?, bolo saheb, zzzzzzz (yawns) etc. I wish there was some printed book to refer to when you can't understand such coded messages.

9th september, 2008 me: hello birth day girl :) hw r u today ? Mallika: heylo :D m happY.. u saY me: i see, having a glass of vodka or :P you looking hot in this one (referred to her new profile image) Mallika: lolz..nah..no vodka..will hv sweets..its dassera too :) happy dassera!! me: to you too Mallika: hot..lolz..thanq :D me: i didnt expect you still i thought to try it, stock market is closed today :) Mallika: hmm.. me: so hw do u celebrate dasheraa ? you knw Mallika: at home..its fun!! me: whts interesting in you, second to your cool nature btw ? Mallika: hmm..hars to ans..dunno wat interets u :P hard* me: i tell u, this t shirt of yours showing u knw what :P dont mind :) Mallika: hmm...ok hai.. me: i bet the rest of the figure too is great, isnt it :P Mallika: :) nw stop it!! me: just one more thing Mallika: aur thik se wish kario phir se :) its ma buhdaYY :D me: you look very tasty,eatable :P didnt like the scrap ????? i customised from face book application for you only Mallika...

About 7 in the evening, 9th September, 2008 me: so m back Mallika: ahha..here comes ma boi ..ur late mr. : me: sorry sorry sorry, i get lazy wthout my bike, i mean scooter here :D Mallika: its k..bt will leave soon me: u said u ll leave at 8 ? Mallika: hmm..k lets c..bolo ji me: kya bolu ok, happy b'day evening again :D Mallika: thankoo thankoo !! :D me: so u knw it :P Mallika: :P me: see i was looking for a call girl today bt didnt wrk out, maybe soon it will ;) Mallika: why ur talkin dis wid me ... me: ok ok i read ur status nd felt like its for me thts wy, do u hav web cam ? Mallika: no i dnt hv webcam me: bad luck, this cafe has it, i cud see u :P Mallika: hmm..tujh pe bura asar pad rha tha mere status msg ka :( so changed it :D me: ok so thts bad, in ur opinion ? Mallika: in my opinion..yea.. me: means i shud nt go for it ? m so lonely here :( Mallika: dunno..dnt ask me :( me: sorry again, didn want to make u angry, my attention is smwht diverted due to maheen :D Mallika: hmm....

I'm back, once again to bore my millions of readers with the news and views of my quitting attempts. Task remains the same except that i am not setting any distant deadline this time making it a mission to finish on daily basis. So i failed totally on the day 1 as i still have to search my lost determination. Its upto tomorrow now! Fourth day of the week, cool mornings mean winter is almost here yet i can't think anything but burn my lungs with the first cigarette of the day after getting out of bed. Welcome back after the break. No, i didn't mean the line spacing, i meant my vacation in between the quitting mission ! I know you all want to hit me out of rage driven by your undying love and affection for me. Lucky to be hit in that case, but i have to worry bout other guys who don't even get a fraction of love due to my monopoly. Its a guilty feeling alright and i feel so embarassed for all those public displays of your affection. So i have the motivation now - to not l...

Bang ! A rickshaw parked on side of the road suddenly came into my view and before i could control its speed, my scooter banged into the back of the rickshaw. Damn it ! Why the hell do i lose my grip over the vehicle at such crucial time ? And it was over in a flash and i was thrown on the road ahead with my scooter lying behind me. Lucky again, i injured just one finger and got up to start my scooter. But sadly its not so tough as i am - headlight completely smashed, front wheel jammed and immobile ! Frustrations took hold of my mind for next few minutes - i had to stop bleeding from my finger, get my scooter repaired to reach office and first of all comfort the hurt rickshaw's driver by giving him money to cure his innocent baby ! And my innocent mind was clueless about the mysterious collision as it had no record of the few seconds in which my heart had robbed its command over my eyes ! Maybe the sunglasses were the culprit for luring my curious heart into the unknown treasure a...

Few days were remaining for six weeks' training to end and lecturers had finally sensed our sentiments allowing frequent breaks in the schedule. On one such afternoon, my bengali colleagues planned a boating trip to the famous marble rock region of the river Narmada. It was full moon day - ideal for boating. They were ready to leave and asked me to join at the last moment and i jumped into the autorickshaw to spend my evening at an unseen before place. One auto rickshaw to accomodate six guys, not much comfortable to sit but the distance wasn't much so the pain was over soon ! Climb down the stairs and here it is, another look of the Narmada, flowing very calmly between marble rocks declaring that the depth is lethal in this part. As usual there was a tea session on the bank and then we hired a boat to feel the thrill of getting up-close with the dangerous river for half an hour ! Even after being informed that the water i am sailing on is about 300 feet deep, i was quite relax...

Damn ! This is the limit, i made this simple poll in a community of social networking site, the poll was meant to point out differences between american and indian living and get general opinion about them but the essential purpose was to create humour. I have lost my mind completely regarding what could be the reason to remove my simple and funny creation !!